Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekIt's a pain in the neck.这真是苦不堪言。One joke every weekI Hope So　　Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?　　Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!***

Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekKeep your fingers crossed.为成功祈祷吧。 One joke every weekI Caught Every Step　　Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.　　 "Did you miss a step?" asked his dad.　　 "No, I caught every blessed one!" came the bitter answered.***NOTEtremendousadj. 极大的, 巨大的sprawln.四肢伸开.

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本帖最后由 cyjrn 于 2008-12-27 09:36 编辑圣诞节之真心话大接龙大家好，圣诞节到了，为了活跃气氛，特举行这侧真心话大接龙活动，欢迎大家积极参与，有奖励的哦！活动规则：1、每人根据楼上的问题回复答案，一定要实话实说啊，然后再给楼下提一个问题。2、不能连续占楼，违规删帖，请配合3、问题不要涉及个人隐私，以及其它一些不健康、不合理的的内容，谢谢合作。4、凡参与者都将获得一定的奖励，第12、24、25楼设大奖。我来第一个：今晚你有没有出去聚会呀？来吧，朋友们！Come on!

本帖最后由 cyjrn 于 2008-12-23 08:34 编辑Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekIt really comes in handy.有了它真是方便。One joke every weekCompliment　　 "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"　　 "I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.　　 "I even paid her a compliment when we had a .

Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekWho is in charge here?这里谁负责？One joke every weekTo Buy a Video　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.　　 "I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.　　 But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.　　 "How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.　　 "Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"***NOTE：afford vt.买得起.

Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekWould you care for a drink?你要不要来点儿喝的？One joke every weekThe Fourth Element　　Teacher: What are the four element of nature?　　 Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...　　 Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?　　 Student: Soap!***NOTEjust think it over 好好想一想what do you wash your hands with？ with表示用… what是with的宾语

Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekMay I pay by credit card?我可以用信用卡付款吗？One joke every weekThe Climate of New Zealand　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?　　 Matthew: Very Cold, sir.　　 Teacher: Wrong.　　 Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!***NOTE：frozen adj. freeze 的过去分词；冰冻的, 冻僵的, 冻伤的；[美](事实真理等)不可推翻的frozen food 冷冻食品a frozen sucker 棒冰, 冰棍frozen fruit.

Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekTwo heads are better than one.人多智广。One joke every weekBoxing and RunningDan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."***NOTE :come up against 遇到一个对手 against表示相对的相反的

Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekMy phone was out of order.我的电话坏了。One joke every weekWhy did it make you lateMike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black,“Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”“Why did it make you late?” inquired the teacher.“Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time,” replied Mike.***NOTE ：Excuse me for 相当于 I am sorry for

Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekDo you have some change?你有零钱吗？One joke every weekCorrect　 Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?　 Jimmy: I don’t know...　 Teacher: Correct.***NOTE ：make use of利用，使用of use有用out of use不再使用了use up用完，用光[ 本帖最后由 cyjrn 于 2008-11-11 20:01 编辑 ]

Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekDo you have a room available?你们有空房间吗？One joke every weekA Man of Actions　　 A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening！”　　 A buzzing noise followed. “What a man of actions！” one said in admiration. “How should we support him and learn fr.

Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekHow late are you open?你们营业到几点？One joke every week The Looney Bin　　Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"　　The first inmate said, "God told me!"　　Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"***NOTE　　（1）Looney (俚语）疯子　　（2）inmate （n.同住者, 同室者(特指在医院、监狱)）　　（3）insane asylum (疯人院）

Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekI appreciate your invitation.感谢你的邀请。One joke every week if I Am a Manager　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.　　 All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.　　 “I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.***NOTE　　 assign vt.分配, 指派 （与to连用）分配　　 The monitor was assigned to take notes .

Weekly EnglishOne sentence every weekIt's a once in a lifetime chance.这是一生难得的机会。 One joke every week Who do you think you are?　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.　 “It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”　 “I am the driver.” he said.***NOTE：aboard: adv.在船(飞机、车)上, 上船(飞机、车)prep.在(船、飞机、车)上, 上(船、飞机、车).on board:到船上, 在船上go aboar.

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