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• Heather-_- (广东) Can You Answer Them Correctly?

  发表于 2007-11-01 评论: 8

  * What month do soldiers hate?     * How many feet are there in a yard?     * Why is an empty purse always the same?     * What book has the most stirring chapters?     * What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?     * What is the smal... ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) Question and answer animal jokes

  发表于 2007-11-01 评论: 2

  Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they don't know the words. Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink? A: To a crow bar. Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire? A: He was going to make a long-distance caw. Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest? A: ... ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) Let's guess about the color

  发表于 2007-10-31 评论: 14

  As same as the title: What's black and white and blue all over? *** Hidden to visitors *** [ 本帖最后由 Heather-_- 于 2007-11-5 12:33 编辑 ] ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) Easy time---I'll use my seeing eye dog

  发表于 2007-10-31 评论: 8

  A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head. The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides ... ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) Go ahead,let's guess,guess, guess about yard

  发表于 2007-10-30 评论: 5

  As same as the title: What runs around the yard but doesn't move? *** Hidden to visitors *** ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) 嘻嘻哈哈之 The amazing flying dog

  发表于 2007-10-30 评论: 3

  A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him." With that, he disappears into the back ... ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) Let's guess, guess,guess about ths fish [top easy]

  发表于 2007-10-29 评论: 6

  As same as the title: What's the most expensive fish? *** Hidden to visitors *** ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) 快乐英语之 Investigating a terrible accident

  发表于 2007-10-29 评论: 3

  There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions... ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) Easy time-----A snail buys a fast new car

  发表于 2007-10-28 评论: 7

  There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to ... ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) One question???????????????

  发表于 2007-10-28 评论: 9

  I am thinking about one question: what does always make people so easy to get angry? But now I can understand a little as below: People can't get what they expect, they will get angry. Should people expect less,then they can make themselves happier? ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) Three very tough mice---it's easy to understand. Come on!

  发表于 2007-10-27 评论: 7

  Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!" Then the third rat ... ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) These chickens want books

  发表于 2007-10-24 评论: 4

  A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter. Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexe... ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) An amazing talking dog

  发表于 2007-10-23 评论: 7

  A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk." Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead." Man: "What covers a house?" Dog: "Roof!" Man: "How does sandpaper feel?" Dog: "Rou... ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) I think that I'm a chicken-lalalalalala

  发表于 2007-10-23 评论: 5

  Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg! ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) What do you call the king of tissues?

  发表于 2007-10-22 评论: 13

  As the title: What do you call the king of tissues? *** Hidden to visitors *** ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) 人人英语广州群英会大邀请! 期待您的参与,一起来吧！

  发表于 2007-10-22 评论: 33

  快乐英语，快乐同行，有你，也有我！ 本版主及翻译版主Kevinyang80热诚邀请人人在广州的会员一聚。 旨在互相学习，交流以便进一步提升英语水平。 当然,其它地方的会员也可以参加，只要能在约定的时间到达。 如有兴趣，请联系我，QQ:445830305, MSN:heather-_-@hotmail.com。 行程大纲： 集合时间：2007年11月... ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) Is anyone here?

  发表于 2007-10-20 评论: 8

  I am the only one here? Oh, No. You guys can't leave me alone. Come out, please! ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) The movies are helpful to study English

  发表于 2007-10-20 评论: 10

  Someone suggested as below: 初级： 1. The Graduate 2. Arthur 3. A fish called Wanda 4. Sabrina 5. Something to talk about 中级； 1. Forest Gump 2. Sleepless in Seattle 3. Pretty woman 4. Ordinary people 5. My best friend's wedding 高级： 1. When Harry... ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) Today is The Double Ninth festival(重阳节)!

  发表于 2007-10-19 评论: 16

  Today is The Double Ninth festival. what does the people do in your city? ...全文

• Heather-_- (广东) Come on, let's guess about the rose

  发表于 2007-10-18 评论: 10

  How does a rose ride a bike? *** Hidden to visitors *** ...全文